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, if you want to call them that, is jon stewart, i guess. i want to give you some idea. when we first came here, our very first show, i did a monologue 7 1/2 minutes. i remember the first 18 minute monologue and everybody freaked out. we now do 21 minute monologues to open the show. the first one was a thousand words. today, 2500 words. the first 21 minutes of the show. to give you perspective, jon stewart does six minutes. total time on air with guests, 22 minutes a night. our average without guests, all monologue, 42 minutes. jon stewart, here's jon stewart at the grammys or emmys or whatever they give for television. i don't know because i'll never win one, but here he is with his writers. he's got 15 writers for this segment. i believe he's had as many as 40 writers. he uses these writers for six minutes of television and a total of 22 minutes a night. whoa. i want to bring in my writers, bring them all in because we have never seen them. can you bring them? bring them in. oh, here they are. dan and pat. hi, dan. hi, pat. see. its easy to speak from the heart. its easy to do things whe
. jon stewart said all this guy was doing defending twoeople who killed cops . saying they shouldn't have been convicted and you righttly said he was sympathizing . can you imagine if there was a white artist and a singer poet whatever who said they didn't do it . he goes to visit james earl. i don't care if that person spent half of his life in children's hospitals and gave money to the poor. >> he was an assassin of martin luther king jr.. >> not only liberals but no decent person would embrace that artist if he had done that. >> and overriding debate theme was from stewart's point of view . he did it well because stewart is a smart guy. bono, and bob dilllanwho had questioned, all right. police murders and had received the honor. stewart had enough class to do it others have done it but you are picking on him common is black. if he traveled to cuba or michael moore andympathize i wouldn't say anything about it? >> of course you would. here is a mistake that jon stewart makes. he made a lot of gd points. i think he made a lot of good points. but one point he repeatedly makes that
. >> sean: look, you in the public eye now. jon stewart recently took a pretty big shot at you. he was asked about it on chris wallace's show. you finally got a chance to see that. >> right, i did. >> sean: you had some harsh words for him. this is the same guy who has a rally to restore sanity and invites cat stevens who supported a fatwa on salman rushdie. that's the definition of sandy count me in the insane category. >> right. >> sean: he had harsh words mocking, i think if any conservative had done anything similar to an african-american, i think they would be fired. >> first of all, i don't believe jon stewart is a racist. he's a comedian. and he admits that. what jon stewart does have a problem with, is that herman cain is an american black conservative. you see, i left the democrat plantation a long time ago. whenever people get a chance to try to whip me back on to the plantation, and i won't go, th
, i want to show you guys this jon stewart moment that i looked at this morning on the internet because i thought it was interesting, and we'll get chris hahn's reaction to this, first, and it goes to the point we're talking about. >> so i'm asking you all to make your voice heard. if you want a balanced approach to reducing the deficit, let your member of congress know. if you believe we can solve this problem through compromise, send that message. [laughter] [applause] >> call your congressman? did the president just quit? [laughter] i mean, seriously, you're the president. you're asking us to call congress? [laughter] martha: yeah, i mean, often, you know, this is where things bubble up, you know? "saturday night live" and be stewart, but the underlying thought is the president has abdicated himself from this process. that is clearly the suggestion all over jon stewart's face. >> you know, the one night i don't stay up until 11:30 to watch jon stewart, it comes up on this show. martha: we just wanted to provide you with what you missed. >> are i appreciate that, martha. but i
or whatever i'm spooking the audience with. being made fun of my jon stewart. i always say you're not going to survive. you're going to thrive. i think you're burn thrivers. you have taken it and done much more than survive. >> that is a good way to put it. i am now to the point and i think maybe i'm to the point now that i have forgotten all of whatever madness and guilt that i've had, but i am grateful. >> glenn: like childbirth? >> yes. that's a good point. >> glenn: god that is some sort of wicked magic, because women are screaming i want to kill you. then the baby comes out and they're like we have to have another. >> let's go do it again. >> that sounds familiar. [ laughter ] >> that's totally true. >> glenn: we're the ones on earth going don't you remember? >> i know. i know. >> it's a goo thing otherwise we'd only have one child. >> i'm grateful for it now. i can honestly tell you, and my kids ask me all the time. don't you want to just go back? just to how it was before? i don't. i really don't. i have been blessed beyond come rehens that anyone -- comprehension that anyone, they c
're making a mistake. >> before we go, we'd like to share jon stewart's moment of zen from yesterday. take a listen. >> here it is, your moment of zen. >> stick around, we've got a lot more for you on "the five" right after this. ♪ ♪ >> are you trying to raise the debt ceiling? >> we appreciate it. let's give me one back. >> ♪ it's fun to stay at the ymca ♪ it's fun to stay at the
thought you had a great discussion with jon stewart. he would never be that nice to be. >> a lot of people thought he would beat me up. >> sean: i thought it was nice and fair to you and i thought he got o lot out of you. i know he doesn't like fox and he hates me but i thought it was well done. here, look, now it is time to get tough. >> right. >> sean: why won't this president man up and lead? he asked for this job. he campaigned for this job. he begged for this job hope and change, hope and change. people fainting before him. a new era of america and he doesn't have the political courage to go out and put his plan on paper and the republicans have one, two, three, four, five plans that we can read, we can absorb, we can look at with specifics, voted on, why is the president politically a coward? >> let me just say this is not about plans, sean. you can have all of the plans in the world. what america needs tonight is a deal that avert this crisis. >> sean: why can't he put his deal out there. >> eric cantor said the presidents, president obama the white house put $2 trillion in cuts on
on the panel, people depending on celebrities like jon stewart for their news. so it kind of ties in. >> thanks for joining us. have a great 4th of july! >> coming up next the casey anthony murder trial is expected to go to the jury tomorrow. the judge alex ferrerar will give us what jurors will soon face. >>> i'd like to wish a happy 4th of july in north carolina and also tennessee. happy 4th of july! at bayer, we're re-inventing aspirin for pain relief. with new extra-strength bayer advanc aspirin. it has microparticles, enters the bloodstream faster and rushes relief to the site of pain. it's clinically proven to relieve pain ice as fast. new bayer advanced aspirin. the motorola expert from sprint. its powerful tools help you work faster and smarter so you can get back to playing "angry birds." it lets you access business forms on the go, fire off e-mails with the qwerty keypad, and work securely around the world so you can get back to playing "angry birds." it's the android-powered phone that mixes business with pleasure. so let's get our work done, america, so we can all get back to playin
of a bullhorn. i look to him to be a strong campaigner in iowa. jon: stewart rothenberg thank you. jenna: a teenager survives after a seriously rude awakening not from an alarm clock or anything like that but from a massive black bear. imagine waking up to find a 200-pound bear taking a bite out of your leg, jon. jon: that is an alarm clock with teeth. jenna: that's what happened to this 13-year-old boy camping in colorado this weekend. other campers scared the bear away. the teen says he was moments away from a far worst fate. >> he had to actual me out at one point, luckily my pajamas just broke, so he just took my pajamas. jenna: he went into the tent the bear did. there was some question of whether or not there was food inside the tent. wildlife officials used tracking dogs and eventually found this bear, they had to put him down. the boy was treated for cuts on his leg at a nearby hospital, later was released. quite he is okay. he has quite a story to tell in future years. the clock is ticking on the debt ceiling debate. one major credit rating agency is offering a radical new appro
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